What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.