What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.