What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.