What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

13 Year Jokes More 13 Year Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years