What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.