What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.