What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital