What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.