Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!