Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Jackaloping
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
Because theyre pi rates.
