What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.