What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...