Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
One....Two...One, Two...
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...
Emission Impossible
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun