Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
Put him on stilts !
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
