How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"