Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !