Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)