a play on warts
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Herpes.
A fine case of herpes.
I don't have any friends.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Herpes last forever.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
It's a sore subject.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
An incurable romantic.
A corn on the cob
a Cankersaurus!
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
The human race.
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Slow clap.
Tulips on your organ.
Russel
Justin Case
Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.
Because business is booming.
Coles.
Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down
Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
To win dough.
