a play on warts
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Herpes.
A fine case of herpes.
I don't have any friends.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Herpes last forever.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
It's a sore subject.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
An incurable romantic.
A corn on the cob
a Cankersaurus!
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Neightiri.
ME crying: Hahaha
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
Star Warts.
Star Warts !
Try picking them up !
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Coles.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Edam...
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
