What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.