Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu