What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'