Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.