Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.