Tower Jokes

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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they smack my bishop

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.