Tower Jokes

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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