Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.