Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.