Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving