Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet