Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet