What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.