Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Master Debater Jokes More Master Debater Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What do you call a lonely orator?

A master debater.