Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

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Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Trigger discipline

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What do you call a lonely orator?

A master debater.