What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator