What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.