Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Why is stephen harper a bad stripper?

Because he doesnt do well on the poles