Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.