What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Sympathizer Jokes More Sympathizer Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.