What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.