What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!