What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.