What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!