Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in