Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.