What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.