What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11?

One is a part-time job the other an inside

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.