What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

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Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)