What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.