What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Notebook Jokes More Notebook Jokes

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now