The whip
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Whipped cream.
Because slavery is over
Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
Because they're already used to being whipped.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
They whip cream!
Because it's always on a sundae!
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
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The cream
Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry
Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
G-sus
Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.
Banana split so ice creamed !
Cream of Wit!
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Because you can't read a dit.
Time to try the udder one."
Tooth hurty
Close the door.
You have to chew before you swallow.
