The whip
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Whipped cream.
Because slavery is over
Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
Because they're already used to being whipped.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
They whip cream!
Because it's always on a sundae!
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
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The cream
Banana split so ice creamed !
I have a cream.
Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
Because Christian Baled
Crumfortably Numb!
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
A jet propelled elephant !
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
A good vacuum cleaner !
An erection
Republicans have them thrown out.
A brick.
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
