Whip Cream Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Abusive Relationship Jokes More Abusive Relationship Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

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