Tea Bag Jokes

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

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