Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*