Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.