What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.