What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield