What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel