What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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They both lost jack.

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Either way you lose the trailer!

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by the pound.

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Bette-lou a few pounds !

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When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.