What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said