What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.