What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.