What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes