What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Sandwich Shop Jokes More Sandwich Shop Jokes

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...