Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
Tree turdy.
A Step-Stool
The Jets.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Dad jokes
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"