What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"