What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.