What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!