Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What do you call a lesbian octopus?

A lickalotopuss.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.