A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
They have the gift of tongues...
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
Lays, because they are full of air.
They both got nailed all night.
His portrait only need one nail
One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.
One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.
A. Reading the waffle iron
It's all tongue and groove.
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.