Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.