What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Japanese Girlfriend Jokes More Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it