What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.