Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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Get off me, homes.

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Ayyyy watch it homes!

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Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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It's are all red and glossy.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!