Figuring out what to tell you about first.
It makes the front page.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
Causal fridays.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
They tell you.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
Hiding the erection.
